It’s hard to do. It requires the right timing, the appropriate place… You should do it in person, be honest as well as sensitive. What if there is an easier solution?  Introducing the Break Up T Shirt! At a bargain of $29.50, you can regain your freedom without saying a word. Disclaimer - The t shirt [...]

Children cry to let us know they need something.  They’re hungry.  They’re tired.  They need their diaper changed.  But as they grow older it changes.  They cry because they want something.  Here is a list of ways to get  a spoiled child to stop crying: * Put on a movie to distract them until they [...]

It’s not an easy task.  But at some point the kid has to put the wii remote down and stop playing mario.  Right?  Wrong!  Spoiled kids will play Mario for hours and hours and hours.  There are however a few tricks: 1. Hide the wii remote in a bookcase.  I recommend pulling a few books [...]

Forget the choo-choo train.  Getting kids to eat these days is a little bit different.  In fact the whole meal experience is quite different. The family dinner has a new face.   We now have the iDinner.  My children absolutely refuse to eat a single bite of food unless they have their iPad’s to watch a youtube video [...]

I was surfing the web looking for 3D glasses and I saw this article titled Would You Pay $133 For Sony’s 3D Glasses? The answer should be simple – of course not!  Why would anyone want to put on his or her skull something so cheap? But then after further research, there is simply no [...]

how do i get my ex girlfriend back Ultimatesmoneyskills.com published an article call How to Waste Money (one of the suggestions is TEXTING?!), but unfortunately as a spoiled child I have a completely different definition of the word “waste”.  So what is the spoiled way to waste money? Very simple – burn it. We've seen [...]

For some reason I prefer regular coffee to all the espresso drinks.  But there is a big problem – regular coffee is always the cheapest item on the menu.  I simply could not do it! Today I came up with this brilliant idea. Look for the most expensive drink on the menu. < How to [...]

My fellow spoiled children, if you ever shopped for jewelry, I’m sure you’ve been ignored by at least one Tiffany sales person. If you are ever faced with this unfortunate situation again, here is what to do. After waiting for 10 minutes… Tiffany Sales 1: I’ll be with you in a minutes. I took out [...]

Warning: In accordance with Comité Interprofessionel du Vin de Champagne regulations please do not use the term “Champagne Bath” if the sparkling wine of your choice is produced outside the Champagne region. Bathing in champagne doesn’t sound pleasant.  In fact it’s painful for your skin to be soaked in carbonated wine.  But who cares as [...]

We’ve all been underdressed at some point – t-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops.  Often we are embarrassed, and trying to find somewhere to hide. But my fellow spoiled children, being underdressed doesn’t always have to be shameful, as long as you can learn to be over-underdressed. Wear a designer black-tie t-shirt.  D&G’s Spring/Summer 2010 collection offers [...]